Britney's stats:

1st marriage: Ended after 55 hours
2nd marriage: Results in baby but in trouble after 14 months.

Britney's personal life is exactly like America's history with Iraq!

* The 1st engagement was much briefer than expected and ended without
fulfillment.
* The 2nd time around, it's a lot more complicated, there's a lot more
fighting, and no one knows when it will end.
* Most importantly, with Britney and with Iraq, we all agree:
should've pulled out earlier.

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