After the Heart Transplant
After a heart-transplant operation, the patient was receiving
instructions from his doctor. He was placed on a strict diet, denied
tobacco and advised to get at least eight hours' sleep a night.
Finally, the patient asked, "What about my sex life, Doc? Will it
be all right for me to have intercourse?"
"Just with your wife," responded the doctor, "We don't want you to
get too excited."