SATISH and AMIT were always boasting of their parents achievements to each other. SATISH: 'Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?'
AMIT : 'Yes, I have'
SATISH: 'Well, my father dug it.'
AMIT : 'That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?'
SATISH: 'Yes, I have.'
AMIT : 'Well, my father killed it.'

Biography of GIRISH
When God passed out looks,
I thought He said books, and I didn't want any.
When God passed out ears,
I thought He said beers, and I asked for two long ones.
When God passed out legs,
I thought He said kegs, and I asked for two fat ones.
When God passed out noses,
I thought He said roses, and I asked for a big red one.
When God passed out heads,
I thought He said beds, and I asked for a big soft one.
When God passed out brains,
I thought he said trains, and I missed mine.