Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle


Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
A: The police


Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field
anymore?
A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known
felons


Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring
training?
A: Studying their Miranda Rights


Doctors say because of Michael Irvin's broken clavicle, it will
be 6-8 weeks before he can videotape a teammate having sex


I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin. They got
rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a Coke machine


The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is
going to take out the artificial turf because the cowboys play
better on grass


The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new Honor System: Yes your Honor,
No your Honor


The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year: 12 arrests,
5 convictions


The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so
they hired a new defensive coach: Johnny Cochran