A newly-married couple came home from their honeymoon and
moved into the upstairs apartment they'd rented from the
groom's parents


That night, the father of the groom was awakened from his
sleep by his wife. "Tony, listen!" she whispered


He listened. Upstairs, the bed was creaking in rhythm


The wife said, "Come on, Tony! Let's make love!" So Tony
climbed on top of his wife, and makes love to his wife


As he was trying to fall back asleep 15 minutes later, the
bed upstairs started creaking in rhythm again. "Come on, Tony!"
said the wife. "Let's make love again!


Once again, Tony climbed on top of his wife and makes love to her
as hard as he could


As he was trying to fall back asleep 15 minutes later, the
bed upstairs started creaking in rhythm again. "Come on, Tony!"
said the wife. "Let's do it again!


So Tony grabbed a broom and pounded on the ceiling as he shouted,
"Hey, kids, cut it out! You're killing your old man down here!"