Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and Sardarji were sent to the outer space.

The ground control issues commands,

"Rubi!"

"Woof!" (barking sound )

"Press the red button." "Woof! Woof!"
"Moti!"

"Woof!"

"Press the white button." "Woof! Woof!"
"Sardarji!"

"Woof."

"Stop barking, feed the dogs and don't touch anything!"

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Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower.

Sardarji says "Yes".

"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."

The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken for a ride.

On the next day the Sardarji is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."
The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says I am not a fool.

This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder."


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Santa and Banta Singhs landed up in Bombay and got into a double-decker bus.
Santa somehow managed to get a bottom seat in the bus.
Unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top.
When the rush was over, Santa went upstairs to look up Banta, found Banta in badly scared, clutching the seats in front with both hands.
Santa asked, "Arre Banta! What's going on? Why so scared?
I was enjoying my ride down there?
Scared Banta replied, "Yeah, but you've got a *driver*."


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80,000 sardars meet in the Guru Nanak stadium, for a "Sardars Are Not Stupid" Convention.
The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that Sardars are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"
A sardar gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.
The leader asks him, "What is 15 plus 15?"
After 15 or 20 seconds he says, "Eighteen!"
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed.
Then 80,000 sardars start cheering, "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"
The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the worldwide press and global broadcast media here, uh, I guess we can give him another chance.
"So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, "Ninety?"
The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected.
Sigh! Everyone is disheartened, the sardar starts crying and the 80,000 sardars begin to yell and wave their hands shouting,
"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more ha than damage, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance. What is 2 plus 2?
The surd closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four"
Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 surdies jump to their feet,
wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream.
"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!
"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!


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