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Keep condoms in your car.
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, so we
decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends
encouraged me and my girlfriend. She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts, low cut blouses and looked like a Victoria's Secret model. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of the strings she used as underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead
with it just come up and get me."
I was stunned - frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door.
I opened the door, stepped out of the house and walked straight for my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside and with tears in his eyes,
hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little
test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
The moral of this story is: Always keep the condoms in your car.
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LMAO this is hilarious
good thing is our little pimpin fellow didn't have his wii wii out when he was racing 4 da condom! lol
but that sister is pretty good at acting....
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it is really funny I hope I can translate a lot of Spanish jokes to make you feel the Spanish sense of humor
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He has escaped from a great disaster. Had he said that he had the same erotic feelings for his future wife's sister, he would have been kicked out of the house.
The moral is "Don't confess anything to a girl even if she proposes".
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