upgrading girlfriend

[caz1985]

18 months ago, I upgraded to GirlFriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2,
which
I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are
apparently
conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to
try and
run GirlFriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters
worse,
GirlFriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications,
such as
LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and PlayBoy 6.9. Successive
versions of
GirlFriend proved no better.

I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and
left a
virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several
weeks.

Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and GirlFriend 1.0 at the
same
time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each
other
they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiancée1.0, only to discover that this
product
soon had to be upgraded further to Wife1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to
use up all
my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and
Cleanhouse2005.

Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be
very
unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically
stored
in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced
months
later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an
automatic
Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch
TurboStrop
and Multi-Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I
have to try
to guess what the problem is.

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,
requiring
ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which
needs to
be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches
itself to
my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also
comes
with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned
off and
cannot be deleted without corrupting Wife 1.0 bundled add-ons
permanently.

Recently, I've been tempted to install Mistress 2005 Beta, but
there
could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that
if Wife 1.0
detects Mistress 2005, it tends to delete all of YourMoney before
uninstalling itself.


Help requested please.

[ftvfatboy]

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[peloko]

I have received this joke a lot of times in my email but today it is as real as the first time I read it

[klaasbakker]

i know it... copy past?