Computer Acronyms
ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
SCSI - System Can't See It
WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
DOS : - Defective Operating System
BASIC: - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM: - I Blame Microsoft
DEC: - Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM: - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete Monthly
DVD: - Differing Vendor Designs
OS/2: - Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW: - World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH: - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
PENTIUM: - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Math
COBOL: - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
AMIGA: - A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
LISP: - Lots of Infuriating Silly Parenthesis
MIPS: - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
JAVA: - Just Amazing Vendor Assurances
PCMCIA: - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
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