• Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paude thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudon ko pani dal.Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai. Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.

• Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.?Santa: Very long.....!

• Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

• Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada diyo, mera vyah ho gaye hai.Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi

• Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here.Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya

• Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM

• An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

• Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?Banta: Apple khane.Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.

• Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?Santa: Very long!


• Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."