One fat guy - goes to a popular GYM in Bangalore
> sees an ad for a new
> gym guaranteeing to reduce anyone's weight by 5, 10
> or 20 kilograms on
> the first day. So he goes and tells them he wants to
> lose 5 kg. They
> lead him into a huge gym with all kinds of ropes and
> parallel bars and
> ladders and tell him to wait a minute.
>
>
>
> He's standing there when on the far side of the gym
> a door opens and
> out
> steps a beautiful girl, with a sign saying "If you
> catch me, I'm
> yours."
>
>
>
> He starts running, and just as he gets close, she
> starts picking up
> speed.
>
>
>
> Before he knows it, he's running all over the gym,
> up the ladders, down
> the ladders, across the parallel bars, here and
> there. And just as he's
> about to catch the blonde, pop, she disappears
> through a door. In comes
> the management who lead him to the showers, and then
> weigh him. Sure
> enough, he lost exactly 5kg.
>
>
>
> He's back on the street and starts to think.
>
>
>
> "God, I was so close to catching her. If I had a
> little more time...
>
> So he races back to the gym and says, "I want to
> lose 20 more kg."
>
>
>
> "No problem," says the manager.
>
>
>
> Again he is led to the large gym. This time he's
> standing by the door
> when it opens. Out comes a Gorilla with a sign, "If
> I catch you, you're
> mine."