RED SKELTON'S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE

[Ramsonne]

1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a
little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.

2. We also sleep in separate beds.
Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.

3. I take my wife everywhere.....
but she keeps finding her way back.

4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our
anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!"
she said.
So I suggested the kitchen.

5. We always hold hands.
If I let go, she shops.

[Ramsonne]

Oooh, one more that just HAS to be added!

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her
first name was Always.