NEW ELEMENT FOUND

**ftvfatboy** · 12-01-2005, 05:21 AM

> Hello All,
> How are you? Do you know? new element found?
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> Element : WOMEN

> Symbol : WO+

> Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200 kg.

> Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.

> PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

> 1. Boils at room temperature
> 2. Freezes without any known reason.
> 3. Melts if given special treatment.
> 4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.
> 5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.

> CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
> 1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones

> and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances. 2. May explode
> spontaneously without prior warning and for no known
reason.
> 3. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by that. 4.
> Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

> COMMON USES
> 1.Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
> 2. Can be great aid to relaxation.

> TESTS

> 1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.
> 2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen.

> POTENTIAL HAZARD
> Ilegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at

> different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct contact

> with each other. !! WARNING !! PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN
> CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGING AND MENTAL DISTRESS. BE CAUTIOUS

**jamesbrook** · 12-01-2005, 10:37 PM

u call woman as a element.not bad.but great explanation.
good dude
:lol:

**ftvfatboy** · 12-02-2005, 12:06 PM

ELEMENT: Man
SYMBOL: Ah (short for a**h***, a common French root used to identify the element)
DISCOVER: Eve
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 7 inches, wavy brown hair, 6' 0" in length, though some isotopes can be as short as 4 inches yet weigh 200+ Kg
Occurrences: Found following duel element Wo, often in high concentration near a perfect Wo specimen. (Experimental evidence: any beach on any coast)

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
Obnoxious when mixed with C*H*-OH (any alcohol)
Tends to fall into very low energy state dirrectly after reaction with Wo (Snore ...zzzzz)
Gains considerable mass as specimen ages loses reactive nature.
Rarely found in pure form after 14th year.
Often damaged as a direct result of unlucky reaction with poluted form of the Wo commom ore.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
All forms desire reaction with Wo, even when no further reaction is possible.
May react with several Wo isotopes in short period under extremely favorable conditions.
Usually willing to react with whatever is available.
Reaction Rates range from aborted/non- existant to Pre-interaction effects (which tend to turn the specimen bright red and send it to react with Sa, the sex analyist)
Reaction styles vary from extremely slow, calm and wet to violent/bloody.

STORAGE:
Best results apparently near 18 for high reaction rate, 25-35 for favorable reaction style.

USES:
Heavy boxes, top shelves, long walks late at night, free dinners for Wo...

TESTS:
Pure specimen will rarely reveal purity, while reacted specimens broadcast information on many wavelengths.

CAUTION:
Tends to react extremely violently when other Man interferes with reaction to a particular Wo specimen. Otherwise very malleable under correct conditions.