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**kiransmiles** · 01-02-2006, 08:57 AM

**kiransmiles** · 01-03-2006, 12:14 PM

Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
Examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."

The president of a large corporation opened his directors meeting by
Announcing, "All those who are opposed to the plan I am about to
propose
will Reply by saying, 'I resign'

Q: What's the difference between people who pray in church and those
who
pray in casinos?
A: The ones in the casinos are serious

When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God
doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble
in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony.
"I'll hear the oldest first," he
decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.

A little boy went up to his father and asked, "Dad, where did all of my
intelligence come from?"
His father replied, "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your
mother, because I still have mine."

Sunny's teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying, "Sunny seems to
be a very bright boy,but spends too much of his time thinking about
girls." The Mother wrote back the next day, "If you find a solution,
please advise. I have the same problem with his Father.