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  1. 12-28-2005, 01:45 PM #1
    Ramsonne
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    Default Marriage

    An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.
    When she appeared before the Judge, he asked her,
    "What did you steal?"

    She replied, "A can of peaches Your Honor."

    The Judge asked her why she had stolen them and
    she replied that she was hungry.

    The Judge then asked her, "How many peaches were
    in the can". She replied, "Six."

    The Judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."

    Before the judge could actually pronounce the
    punishment the woman's husband spoke up and
    asked the judge if he could say something.

    The J udge said, "What is it?"

    The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."
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  2. 01-10-2006, 08:08 PM #2
    waderedsox
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    why are divorces so expensive...........



    BECAUSE THE'RE WORTH IT
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  3. 01-12-2006, 01:07 PM #3
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    nnn she also stole can od peace
    vey good joke!!!
    19x man
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  4. 01-14-2006, 10:57 PM #4
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    Default i hope no one had it in real life.

    its a funny one, i like it.
    Daf Kesher.
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  5. 01-24-2006, 05:23 PM #5
    pH
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    Good one, thanks
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