Kid Jokes........{ Clean & Cute }

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Tommy Tye tried to tie his tie, but tugging too tight tore his tie. Tom turned to Ted. Told Ted to try to tie the tie. Tom tried to tie.

Rupert wrestled rashly with Robin.

Clearly the clause in Claus's contract causes Claus confusion.

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Tommy Turner turned away from moral turpitude and tried to teach the two virtues of tolerance and tranquility to his twins.

Mrs Lister's sister spoke Spanish, Swedish and Swahili and spent a season in the Sudan where she suffered from sunstroke.

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Timothy Tiddles twiddled tightly twisted twine ten times to test it.

Quixitic topic.

A laurel-crowned clown.

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He ran from the Indies to the Andes in his undies.

Chimes challenged the changing year.

Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.

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Is there a pleasant peasant present ?

If Roland Reynolds rolled a round roll, round a round room, where is the round roll which Roland Reynolds rolled round the room ?

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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. If Peter Piper pickled a peck of pickled peppers, how many peppers did Peter Piper pick ?

What noise annoys an oyster ?
A noisy noise annoys an oyster most !

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'Night, night, Knight,' said one knight to the other knight. 'Night, night, Knight!'

Nine nimble noblemen nibble nuts.

Our Joe wants to know if your Joe will lend our Joe your Joe's banjo. If your Joe won't lend our Joe your Joe's banjo, our Joe won't lend your Joe our Joe's banjo when our Joe has a banjo !

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The gleaming glass glowed on the grass.

The frozen fishermen threw their fish back in again.

Sam Slick sawed six slimy, slippery side saplings.

The flyer furled the flaring flag and flung it firmly from the fuselage.
If a dog chews shoes what shoes should be choose to chew ?

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood ?

Many Mau-Mau meandered among the marshes, looking for the missing missionary.

The sloth loafs among the low slopes.
Rubber baby-buggy bumpers.

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And finally...
This thread is over..
As I said u earlier
I will release soon KIDS JOKES Part 2
Starting with Girl Jokes

Thanks!!