Kids Jokes {Part 2} Girl Jokes -- Clean & Cute

[bizzarewd]

oh! this thread is moving nice..

mod, i am a new member of the bizhat..

can i post some jokes here?

[sreerag16.bizhat.com]

Yeah! Surely....
But, make sure you post jokmes according to the subject..

The Active subject now is : Sister Jokes in this thread..

[bizzarewd]

ok..

i am going to begin..

SISTER JOKES
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Do you like my new baby sister ? The stalk bought her.
Hmm, it looks as if the stalk dropped her on her head.

Why did your sister tiptoe past the medicine cabinet ?
Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills

[sreerag16.bizhat.com]

Catch mine now:


My sister went on a crash diet.
Is that why she looks a wreck ?

My sister fell in love at second sight. When she first met him she didn't know how rich he was.

Why did your sister refuse to accept tickets for a door prize ?
Because she already had a door.

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Brother: How do you top a car ?
Sister: Tep on the brake, tupid.

Brother: If you broke your arm in two places, what would you do ?
Sister: I wouldn't go back to those two places.

Why does your sister jump up and down before taking her medicine ?
Because the label said, 'shake well before using.'

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Come here, you greedy wretch. I'll teach you to eat all your sister's birthday chocs.
It's all right Dad, I know how !

You might find my sister a bit dull until you get to know her. When you do you'll discover she's a real bore !

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Jane: Have you noticed that your mother smells a bit funny these days ?
Wayne: No, why ?
Jane: Well your sister told me she was giving her a bottle of toilet water for her birthday.

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Jim: My sister wants to be an actress.
Tim: Is she pretty ?
Jim: Well, put it this way, she'd be perfect on radio.

Gill: Yours sister uses too much makeup.
Jen: Do you think so ?
Gill: Yes. It's so thick that if you tell her a joke, five minutes after she's stopped laughing her face is still smiling.

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Why did your sister give cough syrup to the pony ?
Because someone told her it was a little horse.

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?
Because she wants to rise and shine.

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Brother: Did you just take a shower ?
Sister: Why, is one missing.

Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?
Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

Brother: Why is that dog staring at me like that ?
Sister: Don't mind him. He's just mad COs you're eating out of his dish.