Two friends were discussing the latest scandalous revelations about a Hollywood actress. 'They say she likes her latest husband so much she's decided to keep him for another month.' said one to the other.

A girl went to a Halloween party with a sheet over her head. 'Are you here as a ghost?' asked her friends.
'No, I'm an unmade bed.'
Another girl wore a sheet over her head. 'Are you an unmade bed?' asked her friends.
'No, I'm an undercover agent,' she replied.