Kids Jokes {Part 2} Girl Jokes -- Clean & Cute

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Shy Sam Smith thought Sarah short so sweet.

Shiela's Shetland pony shied, shooting Sheila on the shore.
Shaking Sheila, stupefied, struggled homeward, stiff and sore.

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A dozen droopy damsels dawdled despondently down the docks.

A shadow sometimes settled on the settle where Sheila sat her Saluki.

Milly Meacham met a man minding a monkey for a milionaire.

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Amanda Millicent McGuire amended a messy manuscript with muddled emendations.

Glady's glamorous granny grew more and more garrulous.

February found Philippa floundering through the field of thistles.

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Florence Freeman fell forward and frightened her father.

Languorous Lottie Lott looked lugubriously at the lowering clouds and longed for lighter nights.

Felicity tried to facilitate the fortunes of the fevered fellow and found him far from thankful.

She sewed shirts seriously.

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The duchess danced gracefully and daintily and drew delighted glances.

Betty Brown blinked and brandished the broom at the big labrador.

Miranda makes marvelous mince pies that melt in the mouth.

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Cut Clara a cauliflower and catch crawling crabs, Caroline.

Claire collected the cabbages, carrots, cauliflower, crumbly cakes and macaroni cheese.

Sally's selfish selling shellfish, so Sally's shellfish seldom sell.

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Colin cuddled Connie in the car and caught his camera on the clutch.

Shy Susie Shipton sewed the seams of Sammy's Sunday shirts.

Gloria Groot glued a groat to Gregory's goat.

The royal lady received the roses regally at the recent reception.

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Theresa tried on twenty-three silver thimbles.

Mrs Lister's sister spoke Spanish, Swedish and Swahili and spent a season in the Sudan where she suffered from sunstroke.

The heiress found the heirloom haphazardly hanging from the high shelf.

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Dimpled Dinah danced in dainty dimity down the dunes.

Peggy Babcock, Peggy Babcock, Peggy Babcock.

As I went into the garden I saw five brave maids sitting on five broad beds braiding broad braids. I said to these five brave maids sitting on five broad beds braiding broad braids, 'Braid broad braids, brave maids.'

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Katie quailed after the quarrel at quarter to one with Queenie and Cleo.

Connie couldn't keep to the cloisters: the cloisters were cloying and claustrophobic.

The duchess danced gracefully and daintily and drew delighted glances.

The lieutenant's lady loved liqueurs and liked to linger late with lots of creme de menthe.