An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon
suddenly finds himself
surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon
surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself "Oh God, I'm
screwed!!!!!."

There is a ray of light from heaven and a voice booms
out: "No, you are NOT screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash
in the head of the chief standing in front of you."

So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to
bash the living heck out of the chief.

As he stands above the lifeless body, breathing
heavily and surrounded
by 100 natives with a look of shock on their faces,
Gods voice booms out
again: "Okay ..... NOW you're screwed