The Good, The Bad & The Ugly

Good: Your wife is pregnant.

Bad: She’s having triplets.

Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

Good: Your wife is not talking to you.

Bad: She wants a divorce.

Ugly: She’s a lawyer.

Good: Your son is finally maturing.

Bad: He’s involved with the woman next door.

Ugly: So are you.

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.

Bad: You find several pornographic movies hidden there.

Ugly: You’re in them.

Good: Your son understands fashion.

Bad: He’s a cross-dresser.

Ugly: He looks better than your wife.

Good: Your daughter got a new job.

Bad: As a hooker.

Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.

Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do.