once in a mens locker room of a golf course a mobile rang, every body stopped to listen. the man picked up the phone and on line was a lady "Darling i saw a very beautiful drees Its only for Rs 50,000 can i buy it?"

Man: sure darling

Lady: and i saw a very elegant gold set for a lakh...

Man: buy it sweetheart

Lady: and a decorative painting for our room how about that only 75,000?

Man: of course

Lady: thankyou, i love you!

Everyone in locker started staring at the man, after sometime the man Shouted "Does anyone knows the owner of this phone?"