Kids Jokes {Part 3} Doctor Jokes -- Short & Cute

**sreerag16.bizhat.com** · 02-05-2006, 02:09 PM

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I Can't
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If it's not working, the doctor can fix it!

Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep.
Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.

Doctor, doctor, I can't stand 'Crossroads' and 'Coronation Street'.
Try keeping off cereals for a while.

**sreerag16.bizhat.com** · 02-05-2006, 02:11 PM

Doctor, doctor, I can't stop climbing mountains.
Relax, we'll soon have you in peak condition.

Doctor, doctor, I can't stop doing crosswords.
What's wrong?
I haven't a clue.

**sreerag16.bizhat.com** · 02-05-2006, 02:12 PM

Doctor, doctor, I can't stop eating Indian food.
Don't try to curry favour with me.

Doctor, doctor, I can't stop fishing.
Drop me a line when you're feeling better.

**sreerag16.bizhat.com** · 02-05-2006, 02:12 PM

Doctor, doctor, I can't stop playing Scrabble.
My word!

Doctor, doctor, I can't stop robbing banks.
Sit down and I'll take a few notes.

**sreerag16.bizhat.com** · 02-05-2006, 02:13 PM

Doctor, doctor, I can't stop shoplifting.
Have you taken anything for it?

Doctor, doctor, I can't stop stealing things.
Take these pills for a week. If they don't work, get me a colour telly.

**sreerag16.bizhat.com** · 02-05-2006, 02:14 PM

Doctor, doctor, I can't stop telling lies.
You don't expect me to believe that, do you?

Doctor, doctor, I can't stop watching "The Price is Right'.
Come on down and I'll have a look at you.

Doctor, doctor, I can't stop watching Open University.
Relax - I'll get you better by degrees.

**sreerag16.bizhat.com** · 02-05-2006, 02:15 PM

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I Feel 
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Jokes to make you feel better!

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a needle.
I see your point !

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pack of cards.
I'll deal with you later !

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains
Well pull yourself together then