Mention NOt Dear .. Here is one more specially in india sikhs are plenty like we have pathans ...
Once a sikh thought to fool indian railway .. he thought for a longtime and finally buy one ticket but dint travel in the rail ...

Once a sikh to another sikh on phone
Hi! Main bol raha hu
Kamal Hai Idher bhi Main Bolraha hu (2nd Sikh)

A sikh after long running long catches a bus and asked conductor ..
Oye ye bus teri ma lagti hai
Nahi .. (Conductor)
Behen Lagti hai
Nahi (conductor)
To Sale Chadne Kyu Nahi Deta ???