Once Gulshan was doing a photo shoot and he posed with a herd of buffaloes. Next day the photo appeared in the front page of a leading newspaper, with the caption, "Gulshan, third from left."



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What is Chunky Pande's family planning pollicy?
Don't have more than two children in one year, especially not from the same woman.



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A reporter once asked Gullu, "What is the main reason for divorce?" Grinned Gullu, " Marriage."



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Gulshan Grover was sitting at a bar in L.A. The man to his left tells the bar tender, "JOHNNY WALKER, SINGLE." The man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE." Then the bar tender approaches Gullu and asks, " And you sir?" Gullu replies nonchalantly," GULSHAN GROVER, MARRIED."



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Once Gulshan Grover was coming out of the airport. As there was a huge rush the security told him "WAIT PLEASE." To which Gullu replied. "Seventy Kg's." He then proceeded to move on. Har Har.



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How does Gulshan kill a fish?
He drowns it.



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With the irritating number of Mithun movies week after week, what are people calling the line up?
Ans. The Mithun Film PESTival.





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What would Priya Gill be called if she was into automobiles?
Miss Kar - Gill.
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When Gulshan grover ran crying and complaining to his dentist, why did the dentist think he was trying to tell the time?
Answer: Because he kept saying 2:30, 2::30 (tooth hurty).



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Five 'Wise Ones' from Confucius-Chunky ~
• Man who drops his watch in the toilet bowl is bound to have a 'shitty time'!!!
• Lady who says "No" means "Maybe", when she says "Maybe" she means "Yes", but when she says, "Yes", she's no lady.
• Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack - gets tit-bit.
• Passionate kiss is like spider - web, it leads to the undoing of the fly.
• Man who fight with wife all day - get no 'peace' at night.