Q :- Why do you say (Bhagwan Shri) Rajneesh detests city life ?
A :- 'cos, from Koregaon he went to Oreg(a)on.


Q :- What is the most noteworthy contribution of the Sindhis' to
Hindustani Music ?
A :- Raga Kirvani.


Q :- Why is A.P the land of underwears ?
A :- 'cos there they keep saying - yemUNDEE, chappUNDEE, koorchUNDDEE etc.

Q :- What is the (State) Anthem of A.P ?
A :- telan-gana-mana ...


Q :- What is the most famous jingle in A.P ?
A :- A.P days are here again ...



What do you call a bong who talks a lot, sometimes without making sense?
Mr. Chatter Jee.

Who is that guy visiting the Golden Temple everyday?
Har Mandir Singh.

What do you call a very rich Malayalee?
Million Iyer

Who is he who has many publications to his credit?
Journal Singh

What do you call a bong who takes bribe?
Mr. Goosh

Who is he who visited the Russia-China border?
Long Wall

Who is that guy who enlightens others?
Lanthanwalla

What do you call a sikh female's boyfriend?
Her Pal Singh

What do you call a sikh guy running towards the enemy camp with a
white flag in his hand? (This had appeared on SCI long long ago.)
Surrender Singh


Q : What is a rich malayalee called ?
A : Millionayar

One more here

Q : How does a malayalee spell the word 'MOON' ?
A : M - O yet another O N