A policeman was interrogating 3 SARDARS who were training to become
detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the
first SARDAR a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your
suspect, how would you recognize him?"

The first SARDAR answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he
only has one eye!" The policeman says,"Well...uh...that's because the
picture I showed is his side profile."

Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for
5 seconds at the second SARDAR and asks his, "This is your suspect, how
would you recognize him?" The second SARDAR smiles, flips his hair and
says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"

The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?? Of
course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his
side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"

Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third
SARDAR and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would
you recognize him? He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid
answer." The SARDAR looks at the picture intently for a moment and says,
"The suspect wears contact lenses." The policeman is surprised and
speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears
contacts or not. "Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few
minutes while check his file and I'll get back to you on that."

He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in
his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face. "Wow! I
can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contactlenses.
Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?" "That's
easy," the SARDAR replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only
has one eye and one ear."
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