HE: u remind me of the sea.
SHE: Because I'm wild, romantic & exciting?
HE: NO, because u make me sick.

WIFE: u tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
HUSBAND: u tell a woman something: It goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.

MARY: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER: A bit of both. I think u're pretty ugly.

Woman: "...And are u sure u love me & no one else ?"
Man: " Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

GIRL: "One kiss & I'll be urs forever."
BOY 'thanks for the warning'

A Husband Was Asked: "Do u talk to ur wife after sex?"
He replied: "Depends, if I Can find a Phone"

Man on wedding night-"Are u sure I'm the first man u are sleeping with?
WIFE :”Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!'

WIFE: "what do u like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?
Husband: after looking at her from head to toe) "I like ur sense of humor"

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

- Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet.