<u> Thgs u don’t want to hear during surgery</u>
oops! Has any 1 seen my watch?
That was some party last night. I can't remember when I’ve been that drunk
Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
Well this book doesn't say that... What edition is ur manual?
OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
Come back w/ that! Bad Dog!
Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
Hand me that …um… that um… thgy, I can’t remember how they called it on ER last week, but luckily I remember how they did it.
Hey, has any 1 ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
Damn, there go the lights again.
Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got 2 of em’ .
Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
Could u stop that thg from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.
I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
Sterile…schmerile. The floor's clean, right?
What do u mean he wasn't in for a sex change!
What do u mean, he's not insured?
This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
I don't know what it is, but hurry up & pack it in ice.
Let's hurry, I don't want to miss "Bay Watch"
That laughing gas stuff is pretty cool. Can I have some more of that?
Hev Charlie- unzip the bag on that 1- he's still moving
Did the doctor know he would look like that afterwards?
Of course I’ve performed this operation before, Nurse?!!!!?!
Fire! FIRE! Every 1 out!!!!