Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day only to catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding a condom onto his penis in preparation of sex with his wife.

Johnny's father in attempt to hide his full erection with a condom on it bent over as if to look under the bed. Little Johnny asked curiously 'What ya doin dad?'

His father quickly replied, 'I thought I saw a rat go underneath the bed.'

To which Little Johnny replied 'What ya gonna do, screw him?'