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[http://neerajsingh.bizhat]

Thanks for your words of appreciation dear Guttu bhai, indianbaba and pH - the author of this thread.

A Young Man

A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist "Hello, could
you give me condom. My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think
she is expecting something from me!"

The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out,
he returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because my
girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a
provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me too."

The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he
turns back and says: After all, give me one more condom because my
girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always
makes allusions...and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is
expecting something from me!!

During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left,
the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there,
the boy lowers his head and starts praying: "Dear Lord, bless this
dinner...thank you for all you give us...!!!"

A minute later the boy is still praying: "Thank you Lord for your
kindness..."

Ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down.

The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more
than the others. She gets close to the boy and tells him in his ear: "I
didn't know you were so religious!!!"

The boy replies: "I didn't know your dad was the pharmacist!!!"

[Guttu]

Its funny really
but its repost
I've read it in this forum only

But difficult to remember which thread

[pH]

its really funny
thanks for sharing it !!

[indianbaba]

yeah, this joke posted by neerajsingh is a repost.
Don't loose heart.
Keep sharing.

[http://neerajsingh.bizhat]

Banta Singh walks into a bar in Ludhiana & orders three glasses of Beer and sits in the back of the room, drinking
a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.

The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you bought one at a time."

Banta Singh replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai, the other in Canada, and I'm here in Ludhiana. When they left home,we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together."

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. Banta Singh becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way: He orders three Beers and drinks them in turn.

One day, he comes in and orders only two Beers. All the other regulars notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says," I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."

Banta Singh looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye and he laughs. "Oh, no," he, says, "Everyone's fine - both my brothers are alive"

"Only thing is ---- I just quit drinking"!

[qwe123]

A very nice thread!!. Enjoyed the jokes. Keep them coming!

[ubforum]

Two programmers walking down a street and one hot chick pass by.
First one says:
-Wow, some properties she has.
Secend reply:
-Too bad she's read-only for us :D

Sorry for spelling

[pH]

Two programmers walking down a street and one hot chick pass by.
First one says:
-Wow, some properties she has.
Secend reply:
-Too bad she's read-only for us :D

Sorry for spelling

normally root have 777 permission for all files
so i would like to be root in this case !! :D

[http://neerajsingh.bizhat]

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 just to drop that towel that you have on". After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. Bob has a close look at her for a few seconds, hands over $800 and quietly leaves.

Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes upstairs! When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.

"Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the! $ 800 he owes me?"

MORAL OF THE STORY:[/U] Share critical credit information with your stakeholders to prevent avoidable exposure!

[indianbaba]

This joke is also a repost i think! The story will run like this. The husband would have gone to office and his friend will come to his friend's house and say that he will give 1000$ on showing one boob and 2000 on showing both of them. Finally the husband will ask about the debt of 2000 which he had given to his friend.