Business is Business

Pounds 20 to thechild who can tell me who was the most famous man who
ever lived."
An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St.
Patrick."The
teacher said, "Sorry Alan, that's not
correct."Then a Scottish boy put his hand, up and said, "It was St.
Andrew."

The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either.
Finally, a Gujarati boy raised his hand and said, "Itwas Jesus
Christ."The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Jignesh,
come up here andI'll give you the Pounds 20."
As the teacher was giving Jignesh his money,she said, "You know Jignesh,
since you're Gujarati, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ."


Jignesh replied,"Yes, in my heart I knew it was LORD KRISHNA, but
business is business!"