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A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.

After watching the boy's efforts for some time, the priest moves closer to the boy's position. He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder, lean over and gives the
doorbell a sold ring.

Crouching down to the child's level, the priest smiles benevolently and asks, "And now what, my little man?" To which the boy replies, "Now we run!"

[Guttu]

the santa joke is toooo gud man

the other two r reposts

No problem dude
Some1 will read them as if they r fresh

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Junior asks his dad, "Daddy, how was I born?"

His dad sighs and replies,

"Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!"

"Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button."

"Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS.

Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said: 'You've Got Male'!"

[Guttu]

Really funny man
Ur jokes r too gud

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Thanks for your words of appreciation Guttu Bhai

Women:
A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the next morning, she tells
her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment overnight.
The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends and none of them confirm that.


Men:
A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the next
morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment overnight.
So the wife calls 10 of his best friends: 5 of them confirmed that he
stayed at their apartments that night, and the other 5 are claiming that
he still is there with them!

Conclusion:
Men are better friends

[Guttu]

Really dude
Mens are better friends

[indianbaba]

nice joke neerajsingh.

[pH]

the last joke is real fact!
very nice joke
thanks for sharing dude

[Tonix]

Hehe, really nice jokes! :)

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Santasigh decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand every thing except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was reading, one of his non-sardar friends came home.

Friend: Santasighji How is your MBA preparation?

SantaSingh: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.

Friend: Logic is very easy.

Santasigh: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.

Friend: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?

Santa: YES.

Friend: Logically, there will be water in it.

Santa: YES.

Friend: Logically, there will be fish in it.

Santa: YES.

Friend: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.

Santa: YES.

Friend: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.

Santa: YES.

Friend: so, logically, your are married.

Santa: YES.

Friend: So, that means you are a heterosexual.

Santasigh was very glad and he understood logic. Next day he sees Bantasingh and he was also preparing for MBA.

Santa: How is your MBA preparation?

Banta: Everything is fine except for the logic.

Santa: Oh, logic is easy.

Banta: Please, give me an example.

Santa: Do you have a fish pot in your house?

Banta: NO, I don't.

Santa: Saala HOMO!!! (Stupid HOMO)