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  1. 04-20-2006, 10:17 PM #1
    grrr283
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    why did the turtle cross the road?


    to get to the shell station!
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  2. 04-21-2006, 02:20 AM #2
    ben2u
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    Why the chicken crossed the road according to scientists


    Newton:
    1) Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road.
    2) It was pushed on the road.
    3) It was pushed on the road by another chicken, which went away from the road.
    4) It was attracted to a chicken on the other side of the road.

    Pascal
    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    A: It was pressured to cross the road.

    Ohm:
    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    A: There was more resistance on this side of the road.

    Volt
    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    A: The other side had more potential.

    Archimedes:
    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    A: To actualize its potential.

    EINSTEIN
    Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
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  3. 04-22-2006, 06:55 AM #3
    indianbaba
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    Nice jokes dudes.
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