My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
So I asked him "What was the name of his other leg?"

The doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick'
The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?'
The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...'

"Why do you take baths in milk?"
"I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."