WHAT DO RETIRED PEOPLE DO ALL DAY?

Working people frequently ask retired people what they
do to make their days interesting.

Well for example, the other day I went into town and
went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5
minutes, when I came out there was a cop writing out a
parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on
man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started
writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So I called him a s---head. He finished the second
ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on
for about 20 minutes
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm
retired. It's important at my age.