A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her father donning a tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit."

"Why not darling?"

"You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning."

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A little girl had just finished her first week of school.

"I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk!"

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