Wife

Love is life
Life is wife
Wife is a knife
That cuts the life




Sins
S is evil
S is a sin
Sins r forgiven
So lets begin

When your opponent is down, kick him.

Experience varies directly with equipment ruined.

Good, fast, cheap: choose any two.

You can't make a baby in a month by getting nine women pregnant.

Discoveries are often made by not following instructions.

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.

Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.

No amount of advance planning will ever replace dumb luck.

Anything you do can get you fired; this includes doing nothing.

No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy.

We are not retreating, we are advancing in another direction.

Always keep a record of data. It indicates you've been working.

Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss putting in an honest day's work.