1) You can enjoy beer all night long

2) You don't have to take beer out to dinner

3) Beer is never late

4) Hangovers Leave eventualy

5) Beer never has a headache

6) You can take beer with you in the trunk of your car

7) Beer doesn't have hair where it doesn't belong

8) Beer doesn't have a mother in law

9) Beer is always satisfying

10) Beer is always wet

11) You can share beer with women

12) Beer goes down easily

13) Beer will never nag

14) Beer always looks good

15) You don't have to respect beer in the morning

(srry if I offended any women )