Never try to outsmart a woman!

[ftvfatboy]

Never try to outsmart a woman!



There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of

his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.





Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to

take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money

to the afterlife with me."







And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when

he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.







Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was

sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they

finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the

casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box with her, she

came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked

the casket down, and they rolled it away.







So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all

that money in there with your husband." The loyal wife replied "Listen, 'I'm

a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to

put that money in that casket with him."





You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with

him !!!?"I sure did" said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my

account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it."

[Guttu]

Already posted here

Nice to recall it