The Top 14 Rejected Slogans for Beer


Beer: Getting sorority girls knocked up for 300 years
Goes Down Cold, Comes Up Smooth!
A decent excuse for your normal clumsy self
Because You're Sober
Tastes like piss, but you'll drink it anyway
Beer: That nasty taste means it's workin'!
You have to fill your bladder with something.
Don't Make Germany Angry. You Wouldn't Like Germany When It's Angry.
We don't make the urine. We make the urine faster.
Numbing the Embarrassment of Being You
It's the thicker-chicker-picker-upper!
Easier to Spell than Whiskey
The *Other* Thin Yellowish Liquid

and the Number 1 Rejected Slogan for Beer...


Beer: It's how you got here