When Abraham Lincoln was your age
One night a pastor was attempting to get his 14-year old son to study for a test. He said, "Son, when Abraham Lincoln was your age, he walked 14 miles in the snow to get to school and every night, he came home and studied and did his homework for the next day."

To this his son replied, "Dad, when Abraham Lincoln was your age, he was President of the United States of America."