What's for supper?
A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean and serve the deer meat for supper. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it if they know what it is. So he doesn't tell them. His little boy keeps asking him, "What's for supper dad?" "You'll see", he replies.

They start eating supper and his daughter keeps asking him what they are eating. "Ok", says her dad, "Here's a hint. It's what your mother sometimes calls me." .

His daughter screams... "Don't eat it Jimmy! It's an asshole!"