Daughter's birthday present
Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present.

He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store and says to the shop assistant, 'How much is that Barbie doll in the window?'

In a condescending manner, she says 'Which Barbie?' She continues, 'We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00.'

Ralph asks, 'Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?'

'That's obvious,' the sales lady says. 'Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture. ...