They are overworked in an office so the boss decides to put an ad in the window for help.
The ad reads 'Help wanted. Must be able to use a typewriter, be computer literate and bilingual.'
After an hour or so a dog walks in and goes to to the reception nods at the sign and barks.
"You want to apply for the job?' asks the recpetionist. The dog nods his head.
The receptionist goes to the bosses office and convinces him he should see the dog.
The boss says to the dog, "Can you use a typewriter?'
Woof goes the dog and bounds over to the typewriter and knocks out a couple of perfect business letters.
'Okay, are you computer literate?' asks the boss.
Woof goes the dog and goes to the computer and creates a database, imports it it into a spreadsheet and then produces graphs and charts.
'Well I'm pretty impressed.' says the boss,'but are you bilingual?'
The dog looks at him and goes 'Meow.'