Planning World War 3

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Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?"

The barman says "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Hello, what are you guys doing?"

Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"

The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

And Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman."

And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?"

Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, "See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!"

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Sardar = Why are all these people running?

Man = This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

Sardar = If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?

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A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up - we must find & stop her!.

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Sardar to Salesman, I Need Pink curtains for my computer.

Salesman Sardarji Computer Doesnt Need Curtains.

Sardarji: Oye i have windows installed.

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