A woman approach to an old man sitting by the porch
And says: "I notice you are very joyful man, what is your secret to a long lasting and happy life?"
"I smoke 3 packs of cigarettes a day" says the old man.
"Drinks 6 packs of beer, eats greasy food, and never exercise!!!"
"It's amazing" says the woman.
"How old are you?"
"The old man applied: "I'm 26 years old…"