"More Penis Humor -- 3 Inches Worth"....
A guy goes for his annual check-up, and about a week later his doctor
calls him in to give him the results. "Well," says the doc, "you're in
>pretty good health, however I do have some good news and bad news for
you."
"Give me the GOOD news first." requests the guy.
"You're penis is three inches longer than it was on your last
physical."
"That's GREAT!" exclaims the guy, "but what's the BAD news?"
The doctor replies, "It's malignant!"