Pondering
I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing
husbands on beer cans.
I was thinking about old age and decided that it is when
you still have something on the ball but you are just too
tired to bounce it.
I thought about making a movie for folks my age and call it
"Pumping Rust"
I have found at my age going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles
out of my face.
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a
whole lot more as they get older then it dawned on me . . .
they were cramming for their finals.
You know when people see a cat's litter box, they always say,
"Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I want to say, "No, it's
for company:" LOL!!
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny
spoons and forks so I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Perhaps
toothpicks? (no offense k? )
Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified
in case of an emergency. I think you should write . . . A Good
Doctor.
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?
What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why don't
they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the
mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?
I thought about being rich and it don't mean so much . . . Just
look at Henry Ford, all those millions and he never owned a
Cadillac.
If you jogged backward . . .would you gain weight?
Wonder what you call a pocket calculator in a nudist camp?
I wonder if Adam ever said to Eve, "Watch it! There are plenty
more ribs where you came from:"