The Condoms
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner
with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces
to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and have
sex for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he
takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist
helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is
to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks
the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10 pack, or
family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he
will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his
girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my
parents. Come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner
table where the girls parents are seated.
The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute
passes, and the boy is still in deep prayer with his head down. 10
minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20
minutes with his head down, the girlfriend finally leans over and
whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a
pharmacist..."